noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.
Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."
by Looger November 22, 2009
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snotastic

An indefinable quality. Name relates to Simpsons reference, "craptacular," except using "snot" and "fantastic" as the base words.

Can mean many things - in fact it's a mystery even to the very teams of people currently defining the word.

Someone will figure it out, in a subsequent definition perhaps.
"This Karen chick is totally snotastic, you know?"

"Yeah totally. She's perfectly cromulent."
by Looger May 02, 2010
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tampon-fetcher

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.
by Looger October 02, 2004
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