8 definitions by Longer

dk;ca

Don't know; can't answer.

Is jerry in the toilet? I think he stole my ravioli.

dk;ca.

by Longer September 27, 2018

Kelpettegaiti

A Romanian slang word coming from 'Kelp', meaning the peasantry, and 'Pettegait', meaning to walk in a formal manner. It is used to mean 'Pretentious peasants'

The kelpettegaiti have been acting up again.

by Longer April 26, 2018

lefty

left nut or someones left ball

shit there goes lefty

by Longer November 15, 2016

Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018

Eric

An asshole.

If I had $200,000, I would buy $200,000 of TNT to detonate underneath Eric's house.

by Longer September 10, 2018

qpoiuytrewalkjhgfdszmnbvcx

Please go do something useful with your life.

I typed qpoiuytrewalkjhgfdszmnbvcx into Urban Dictionary because I am depressed with the way my life is going.

by Longer January 27, 2021

Llyr

A guy with orientation problems. Thinks he's Welsh, when he's actually Liverpudlian. Stays up all night playing Clash of Clans because he can't get off his ass to play an actual game. Has a supernatural kinship with ovine creatures such as sheep, but passes it off as a joke. Is generally in good spirits, until you mention Rick and Morty's fourth season. Llyrs usually have a warped sense of humour, which those around him play along with out of pity. Despite this, a Llyr rarely notices, and continues to believe that his jokes are funny.

Who's that guy over there? Is he talking to a sheep?

Oh, that's Llyr. Just play along with his jokes, will you?

by Longer September 10, 2018