Lon's definitions
The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.
I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.
by Lon December 28, 2005
Get the clam jackmug. Oh, you're an atheist? It's such a pity. I'm hope you enjoy your tenure in hell, being ripped apart for all eternity.
by Lon June 14, 2005
Get the atheistmug. Pathology is the scientific study of disease and its causes, processes, development, and consequences.
by Lon September 1, 2005
Get the pathologymug. The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods
by Lon January 14, 2008
Get the inner fat kidmug. Psychology defines abnormal typically in the realms of abnormal behavior. There are three main criteria that are used in defining what is abnormal.
They are:
1. The behvaior poses a risk to either themself/others.
2. The person exhibiting the behavior is distressed by it.
3. It is statisically deviant.
Also, to a lesser extent, societal norms come into play in defining what is abnormal, but the risk of using this as a criterion increases the risk of stigmatizing.
They are:
1. The behvaior poses a risk to either themself/others.
2. The person exhibiting the behavior is distressed by it.
3. It is statisically deviant.
Also, to a lesser extent, societal norms come into play in defining what is abnormal, but the risk of using this as a criterion increases the risk of stigmatizing.
Beating a pan over your head and talking to invisible blue dinosaurs while shitting your pants is abnormal.
by Lon May 30, 2005
Get the abnormalmug. 
Tortilla soup comes in many different forms, however, the most popular form is made like such:
A rich, nacho cheese and chicken broth base combined with chicken and salsa, mexican chili powder and jalapenos, all cooked together. Then, add fried strips of corn tortilla on top to make a crunchy, melty, delicious mexican soup.
A rich, nacho cheese and chicken broth base combined with chicken and salsa, mexican chili powder and jalapenos, all cooked together. Then, add fried strips of corn tortilla on top to make a crunchy, melty, delicious mexican soup.
by Lon May 17, 2005
Get the tortilla soupmug.