Lon's definitions

britney spears

A female pop artist who's pussy has been invaded more times than Poland.

Britney Spears is blown out.

by Lon June 5, 2005

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005

leadership

Leadership refers to the quality that a person or collection of people hold in which they command respect and are highly influential. However, leadership has shown to be highly overrated, in accordance with the numerous scandals and failures among leaders themselves. Leadership is frequently questionable and should be critically evaluated. Some psychologist groups argue that the "born leader" also has a lot in common with people who suffer from narcissistic personality tendencies.

"Hey, let's go to this leadershp conference."

"Okay. Does that mean we get to become the rich one-percent who controls the world and everyone in it?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

by Lon May 5, 2005

popcorn

Some shitty horror movie made in the 80's

This movie fucking sucks.

by Lon May 15, 2005

biodome

A humorous film with Pauly Shore.

Shave poochy poochy.

by Lon September 5, 2005

boxer

The boxer is a breed of dog that is categorized by the AKC as a working class dog. They are bread from German descent, from the previous dog breed known as "bullenbeizer." The boxer is known for it's keen senses, friendly, loyal, and loving disposition. In terms of intelligence, the boxer is in the 60% range of distribution, making them slightly smarter than the average dog. They are fantastic dogs for children, because they are very patient. They drool a lot, too.

I have two boxers. One is named Bruno, the other is named Tilly.

by Lon May 14, 2005

tortilla soup

Tortilla soup comes in many different forms, however, the most popular form is made like such:

A rich, nacho cheese and chicken broth base combined with chicken and salsa, mexican chili powder and jalapenos, all cooked together. Then, add fried strips of corn tortilla on top to make a crunchy, melty, delicious mexican soup.

Oh my god, this tortilla soup is amazing, Lonny.

by Lon May 17, 2005