Definitions by Lon

Messica 

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...

Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?

Messica by Lon February 24, 2005

aliza 

An aliza is something very clean, polite, and well kept. Distancing herslef from anything dirty or anal, Alizas tend to remain superior. They also obtain the tastest bags of food that are frequently stolen by inferior surrounding beasts.

"Clean up the hallway and put the stolen booty back, the Aliza is coming!"

aliza by Lon January 25, 2005

ilanna

Also known as the "Jay". Although often small and compact, Ilanna's tend to be strong and frisky. Spotted by a large ball of peach fuzz and blonde whisps, Ilannas attract much attention from others, espeically males with red or auburn hair.

"The Ilanna attacked the wallabeast because he was of brown hair and intruding her nest"

ilanna by Lon January 25, 2005

HoobaSnake 

Something a jackass says

He was all, "hoobasnake"

HoobaSnake by Lon April 8, 2004

.177

A .177 caliber gun, or ammo.

.177 by Lon October 16, 2003

gas 

Slang for a soda's "fizz".

"Shit, this Coke's out of gas! How long has the can been open?"

gas by Lon October 13, 2003

rich bitch 

An extremley rich person, usually seen wearing fur coats and high class suits. They almost always live in huge ass mansions, and drive high-class foreign cars. While some can be complete assholes, others actually share their wealth.

Look at that rich bitch over there in that Mercedes! Damn!

rich bitch by Lon October 13, 2003