15 definitions by Llewelyn Dowd
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023
A slang term for vagina, typically used in the UK, particularly in the south.
Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.
An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
Can be used as an alternative for fanny, cunt, twat, sausage wallet, gash, lady box, pink cave, axe wound, split etc.
An idiot, moron, foolish person. "Why did you do that you absolute minge!?"
I'll never get tired of looking at minge on the Internet!
You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!
Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
You have a gorgeous minge, my dear!
Hey Jeff, stop acting like a minge in front of the ladies!
by Llewelyn Dowd August 28, 2022
An oxymoron term used to describe the many indoctrinated & radically left-wing people of today's world who are obsessed with jumping on whatever mainstream bandwagon is necessary to feel included, though ironically being the most intolerant and hypocritical people on the planet.
The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'
The irony is the term should be used if correctly to describe those who are 'awake' to the modern world however these people are so closed minded they cannot think critically, and are actually 'asleep.'
'Hey did you hear about Danny dying his hair green just to fit in at college?'
'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'
'Aw really!? Danny's gone woke!?'
by Llewelyn Dowd January 13, 2023
North America/US - A person who has little to no ambition to attempt to have as good a life as possible, i.e an unemployed and lazy type person who may still live with others and having somewhat of a locust lifestyle. Also a term used for a homeless person/tramp.
"Dude what you gonna do when your boss fires you? Live on the streets like a bum!?"
British/UK term - the ass/buttocks/butt is often referred to as a person's 'bum.'
US/North America - "Sit your butt down on that chair right there."
UK - "Sit on your bum on that chair right there."
Generally worldwide a bum is a term that's used to describe a typical douchebag, lazy and unambitious person.
"Dude what you gonna do when your boss fires you? Live on the streets like a bum!?"
British/UK term - the ass/buttocks/butt is often referred to as a person's 'bum.'
US/North America - "Sit your butt down on that chair right there."
UK - "Sit on your bum on that chair right there."
Generally worldwide a bum is a term that's used to describe a typical douchebag, lazy and unambitious person.
by Llewelyn Dowd March 28, 2022
Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his organ, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler, his shirt would require being lifted up, or even easier for the other man, taken off completely.
Dontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male-only bars, he must be a serial shirtlifter that really loves cock!
by Llewelyn Dowd July 26, 2023
Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his member, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler his shirt would need to be lifted up, or even better removed entirely.
E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his member, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler his shirt would need to be lifted up, or even better removed entirely.
"Deontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male only bars, he must be a serial shirt-lifter that really loves cock!"
by Llewelyn Dowd July 25, 2023
An abbreviation that stands for 'Typical Hottie On TikTok/Twitter/Tinder' (or any other social media online platform that begins with the letter T.
A promiscuous and loose moral online female. Those on platforms like OnlyFans etc that appeal to the simps of the world.
A promiscuous and loose moral online female. Those on platforms like OnlyFans etc that appeal to the simps of the world.
Stay away from thots online fella's, is paying hundreds of dollars for used panties really worth it? They probably won't even be hers!
by Llewelyn Dowd July 9, 2022