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The act of cumming on a girl's chest, dipping your balls in it, and letting her suck it off. Guy 1: Pat gave Susie The Gobbler!
Guy 2: SWEET! |
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when a chick slobin on your knob, right before you cum, tickler her and simultaneously shove your dick to the back of her throat, and she will sound like a turkey.. "mmmhm.. yeah you like tha. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.. *cough cough*... Greg!?!? what the fuck was that?!?"
"That was the Gobbler bitch!" |
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When you stick your penis between the double chin of a very fat girl. a guy says hey you want the gobbler to a fatty and that fatty squishes her chins together and he puts his penis in.
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| 4. | The Gobbler | ||
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Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.
Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs. Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk. Step 4: Lean over at the waist. Step 5: Call your victim. Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT!
Sincerely, The Gobbler |
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| 5. | The Gobbler | ||
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An uncircumsized penis.
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