42 definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

Enginerd

A very dorky engineer

Bob is an Enginerd with no sense of humor!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Shitopia

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

cuntopian

adj. A society or organization ruled by angry women

If Hillary had won, we would surely live in a cuntopian society

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Urban Linguist

One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary

In my spare time I am an urban linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

shibang

When you fuck a woman (or man) in their dirty ass and you both end up covered in shit.

Beth and I had a "shibang" and now we have to change the sheets!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 3, 2016