42 definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 27, 2018

Kardashiots

N-(1) crazed followers of the Kardashian family (2) The Kardashian family members

The Kardashiots made the front page, again.
Her conversation is full of references to that family, she's such a Kardashiot.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

gemocide

N: the act of buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, signaling the end of bachelorhood.

I heard that Jimmy committed gemocide with his girlfriend the other day.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

criver

n. a flowing waterway that is too big to be considered a 'creek', but too small to be considered a 'river'....therefore, a mingling of the two words to define this size waterway.

Our property was large, backed by a steep slope and boulders in the back and falling to a lovely little criver in the front, where we could watch the herons fishing.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

drop Timmy in the well

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you please excuse me while I drop Timmy in the well?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

jackdane

N: a dog breed cross between a Jack Russell and a Great Dane.

Jimmy's new puppy is a jackdane.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Flatudor

A labrador with really bad gas

After Nikki ate the baked beans, she became a flatudor and had to sleep downstairs.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019