23 definitions by Littlehandsdonniedotard
Whimsical character who pretends to be a war hero, runs long distances, and says cute things like "life is like a box of chocolates" - except in real life is a draft dodger, can't run at all cuz he's a fat fuck, and says embarrassing words like "bigly".
"Did you ever see that movie Forrest Trump?"
"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 28, 2018
Extremely painful rectal flare-up, caused by GOP elected officials getting bent over by their Dotard and taking in the ass without any lube.
Nickey Haley: " I have the worst fucking trumporrhoids - I can't even sit down."
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Expression which describes the upcoming Democratic landslide in the November midterm elections. Deplorable trumptard Congressmen will become extinct, and inbred trumptards everywhere will cry a lot.
" These fucking ignorant trumptards make me sick!"
" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."
" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Name originally given to brain-dead Donald Trump zombies, it now refers to any republican hypocrite who gets all his guidance from Fox news and the bible.
"Did you hear that Billy Bob got his sister AND his youngest daughter pregnant at the same time?"
"Wasn't his wife pissed?"
"Nah, they're all fucking trumptards."
"Wasn't his wife pissed?"
"Nah, they're all fucking trumptards."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 18, 2018
The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.
"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."
" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"
" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".
" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"
" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 28, 2018
Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018