5 definitions by Littlefuckfucker69

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole
My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass
by Littlefuckfucker69 June 1, 2019
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Person: damn he’s got a thicc booty!!
Person: must be a JP.
by Littlefuckfucker69 August 18, 2019
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Likes getting the screwdriver and is an absolute dumbass who thinks he can smoke weed
Jed doesn’t even know where he is from one bowl pack and his ass is bleeding
by Littlefuckfucker69 April 26, 2019
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Where you shove your entire arm up someone’s ass with a straight hand then grab what you can feel and yank as hard as possible. If they don’t bleed, you’re not doing it right.
by Littlefuckfucker69 March 27, 2019
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A little fucker who low key changes their personality and drops multiple friends for no reason
Braden fucking blocked all of my social media and when I asked why he said that I’m weird like what the fuck lol
by Littlefuckfucker69 June 11, 2019
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