4 definitions by Little_M

Skumquat

A rare breed of hybrid alien/ghost also known as the Lock-Neck Monster. Widower of Vanessa. Fond of jar-opening vocals and pumpkins in Fall. The actual season of Fall it despises. Turned on by cuteness, mostly in plush form, misery and the fingers of Nurse Tickle. Can often be found hunched over maps, pounding surfaces with its fist or whoring itself for laughs. Eschews sob stories and hobbies. Can only express emotion in the form of humor. Occasionally manifests as Manic Clown. If this happens all around it will soon be destroyed.

"What's that grey mass huddled in the corner, shaking and giggling and pounding its hip?"
"Oh, that's just Skumquat."

by Little_M November 3, 2012

snag hag

When someone is hiking in the woods and comes across a fallen tree on the trail, called a "snag"—instead of being able to cleanly manuever around the snag, they get tripped up by it. That person has become a snag hag.

Dude, just step over the damn trunk. You're embarrassing me, you snag hag.

Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.

by Little_M August 22, 2016

soa

The School of the Americas is a military institution located in Fort Benning, Georgia. Latin American soldiers go there and learn how to torture their own people. Then they return to their home countries and advance U.S. interests while commiting horrible crimes.

"Are you going to protest the SOA in November?"
"Hell yes! I don't want them using my tax dollars to train terrorists!"

by Little_M November 11, 2007

purduped

The act of getting beaten and generally demoralized by a University of Purdue sports team (especially during March Madness)

Drunk Purdue fan to non-Purdue fan: Dude, your team better start scoring some points or they're gonna get purduped!!! YEEEEEAH!!!!

Hungover Purdue fan to another hungover Purdue fan: Hey, wasn't that awesome last night when we purduped Indiana!

by Little_M March 27, 2009