LingDanc803's definitions

Exploitaversary

Your exploitation anniversary, aka your job/work anniversary. Also known as exploitersary.

I am celebrating my 10-year exploitaversary this week.

I no longer celebrate my exploitaversary because fuck capitalism!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Sexssion

Sex + session = Sexssion (a sex session)

Wanna have a sexssion? I think we need it.

I love having sexssions soooo much!

by LingDanc803 March 2, 2023

Absolutaputamente

This is the Spanish equivalent for "absofuckinglutely". It adds the word "puta" between "absoluta" and the suffix "mente".

¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!

Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.

No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.

by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023

Absoputalutamente

The Spanish equivalent of "absofuckinglutely". It can be "absolutaputamente" as well depending on where you prefer to put "puta" in the adverb "absolutamente".

¿Estás listo para que comience el semestre?
Absoputalutamente NO.

¿Quieres salir conmigo esta noche? ¡ABSOPUTALUTAMENTE SÍ!

by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023

Astrolorgy

An orgy full of astrolohoes, astrologers, or hoes in general.

Let's get all the signs together and have an astrolorgy!

Astrolorgy you say? I'm an astrolohoe.. You already know I am IN!

by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

Ciaola

Ciao + Hola = Ciaola (Italian + Spanish)

Ciaola!

by LingDanc803 January 29, 2024

HAR

HAR is an acronym for “Horny and responsive”. People tend to be more responsive when they’re horny, so you can say they’re HAR.

Person A: Has your bf responded, yet?
Person B: Yes, he’s been very responsive. He’s quite HAR if I’m honest.
Person A: You’ve got him in a good place! Take advantage!
Person B: I will (;

by LingDanc803 October 13, 2018