925 definitions by Light Joker

mug
1. the face

2. to attack and rob someone
Those bastards tryed to mug my parents again.
by Light Joker May 14, 2006

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a person who loves parties
That kid is such a party animal. He takes every opportunity he gets to go to a party.
by Light Joker March 08, 2005

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1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man
Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.
by Light Joker May 20, 2006

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something done primarily to build one's self esteem or display one's splendid qualities
Ignore him, he's just going on an ego trip.
by Light Joker August 05, 2005

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a person who stays to themself
Gollum became a lone wolf when the other hobbits kicked him out of his village.
by Light Joker April 09, 2005

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1.The buttocks, the hindquarters, the posterior

2. the remaining end of a smoked cigarette

3. very, extremely
Don't make him mad or he will kick your butt.
by Light Joker August 19, 2004

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and cloud 9

a state of total euphoria (See also on cloud nine.)
After winning the lottery, he was on cloud nine.
by Light Joker May 22, 2005

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