10 definitions by Li XiaoLong

Fakadian

A person that calls themselves a Canadian, but really only bought a passport or affiliation.

Good afternoon my friendly fakadians, Wendy told me that you wanted to become citizens of Canada and thank you for your payment.

by Li XiaoLong November 22, 2020

googleator

A Googleator is a tool used to search for something on the internet. This is a generic term typically used when asking someone for a device to search (without having to ask for a "smart phone" or "tablet" or "laptop" or whatever). It simplifies the question without having to worry about what type of device they have.

"Hey Wendy, do you have your Googleator because I am trying to settle an argument and need to search the internet".

by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2016

Papertoweling

The process of cleaning a simple spill, a mess in a car, or a kitchen after a chilli bakeoff with a roll of paper towel.

Hey Wendy, the dogs just puked in the kitchen, time for a papertoweling.

by Li XiaoLong August 15, 2018