10 definitions by Li XiaoLong

The process of cleaning a simple spill, a mess in a car, or a kitchen after a chilli bakeoff with a roll of paper towel.
Hey Wendy, the dogs just puked in the kitchen, time for a papertoweling.
by Li XiaoLong August 15, 2018
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The practice of just being a great person to fellow humans.
Wendy, your children are great contributors to society and they say it is due to the practice of antidickism.
by Li XiaoLong October 31, 2020
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The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.
Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.
by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020
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The practice of creating polls to show that a group is ahead of another with the intent of raising more support from the target group and discouraging the opponent.
What a great result Wendy, we certainly polldangled them to the point where they didn't bother voting.
by Li XiaoLong November 6, 2020
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The practice of showing a greta wine label to guests and serving a much cheaper one at dinner.
Wendy, did you ser that Greg showed us a premier cru but ended up pulling a swillswop and serving us a 2 buck chuck?
by Li XiaoLong August 7, 2022
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A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.
Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.
by Li XiaoLong May 25, 2018
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A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.
Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.
by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020
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