1 definition by Lee Michigan esq.

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"
by Lee Michigan esq. September 17, 2007
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