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1.
clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.
"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).
by C February 24, 2004

Words related to clown's pie

clown fanny otter pie sloppy wizard
 
2.
A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"
by Lee Michigan esq. September 17, 2007
 
3.
A very very wet fanny
Went I went down on her it was like being hit in the face with a 'Clowns Pie'
by hoggster December 03, 2003