2 definitions by Lazzareth
The offspring of a moron and fickwit where the breeding parties have had an equal genetic influence concerning their behavioural attributes. When mating is not involved, a fuckron is a fuckwit or moron that has moved onto greater heights due to their praiseworthy stupidity.
"You have a beautiful baby John. Is it a fuckron, or just a moron like you were?".
"Jason, I thought you were just a fuckwit, but now I realise you are actually a fuckron after stealing that UFC fighter's diamond-studded watch...".
"Jason, I thought you were just a fuckwit, but now I realise you are actually a fuckron after stealing that UFC fighter's diamond-studded watch...".
by Lazzareth July 21, 2022
When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.
Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.
by Lazzareth April 24, 2015