Lazirus's definitions

terranigma

Arguably one of the finest games ever created. Though like Seiken Densetsu 3 it never made it stateside, it was big in the UK and among the many gamers in America that have managed to get a hold of it, myself included.

Terranigma is the third and final installment in the "Gaia series".

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Gotta catch 'em all

What you gotta do.

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by lazirus July 6, 2004

Bust that nigga!

Bastardization of "Null that african human's biological clock!". . . . . .

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by lazirus July 6, 2004

seiken densetsu 3

The best role-playing game ever created. All of its elements are beyond stasifying and I found that every hour I put into it was well worth the dedication, EVEN if the entire video game was comprised of Japanese dialogue.

It's only substantial rivals are Secret Of Mana, Lufia 2, Illusion Of Gaia, Soulblazer, and Terranigma. There are so many more that I could mention as well. All on the SNES, the only system that you could ever say that time was spent on creating its games that was for the purpose of creating a lovable game that people could grow up treasuring.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004

!!!

Often used as dialogue to mean a form of great shock/surprise.

"Honey, I'm really a man."
"!!!"

Well the example being too short really ruined that one.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

bXe

Stands for "Bent Edge". The opposite and not to mention total opposition of sXe. An antonym for all sXe stands for. The curved and perverse blade the metaphor suggests symbolizes 10 packs a day, the liberal usage of amphetamines and alcohol, and partaking of the most outlandish forms of sex involving animals and sometimes objects and sometimes fuckin' both. Often a fan of <i>Power Rangers DinoThunder</i>.

When the fuck did this "sXe" business come around anyways? I didn't approve this, so who did? It's like we shouldn't be going forward in time simply becuase of the constant submerging of humanity at the hands of new-age religions and ways of life. But don't ever say we should be returned back in time as that would be even worse. Time should cease, so that everyone, and bullshit like sXe and PETA, implodes and is obliterated.

Todd:"I'm bXe motherfucker and just mouthed a horse dick, thereby tearing your shit apart!"
Femsy:"Just another reason I should take a pull of a .35."

by lazirus July 10, 2004