Lazirus's definitions

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004

I don't give a fuck g

A common exchange between a negro and a gangbanger. Often used needlessly.

Gangbanger:Bob Saget smokes-ah-da reefer.
NegroI don't give a fuck g. 3827508912365-384165-3465-83641-9581634-586312-4856-3140531465-=314256=13425

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by lazirus July 6, 2004

terranigma

Arguably one of the finest games ever created. Though like Seiken Densetsu 3 it never made it stateside, it was big in the UK and among the many gamers in America that have managed to get a hold of it, myself included.

Terranigma is the third and final installment in the "Gaia series".

by lazirus July 6, 2004

strupid

A common typo of "stupid".
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by lazirus July 6, 2004

Ice Cube

THE rap artist. His real name is O'Shea Jackson.

A good example of Ice Cube.

by Lazirus May 2, 2004

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...

1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.

2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.

3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.

4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.

by lazirus July 8, 2004

dragon shrine

A confusing area in Lufia 2 which features all glitched tiles and a very perplexing maze and plays one of my favorite RPG tunes of all time. Overall, worth a check-out.

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by lazirus July 6, 2004