3 definitions by LankAsif
An iNinja is a master of iDevices (iPhones, iPads, etc) possessing skills to own (or pwn) networks and other electronic environments. And though iNinjas are masterful, they also posses a willingness to help and mentor others in the arts.
Dude, I can't believe an iNinja got into my network?
Guy 1: I wonder what I can do to penetrate this site?
Guy 2: Ask around, maybe you'll find an iNinja
Guy 1: I wonder what I can do to penetrate this site?
Guy 2: Ask around, maybe you'll find an iNinja
by LankAsif September 8, 2011
A reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. Used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.
Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
by LankAsif February 13, 2010
To play a prank on someone where the penis is the brunt of the joke, or where the penis led the individual into the position of being pranked.
Person #1: "Did you hookup with that fly honey I saw grinding in you last night?"
Person #2: "Nah, she just gave me a boner and then jumped around, pointed and yelled 'HAHAHAHA Hey look at this guy with the boner chilling like a regular guy'!"
Person #1: "That chick knows how to peank, for sure"
The dude thought he was gonna have a threesome but he was just being peanked.
Person #2: "Nah, she just gave me a boner and then jumped around, pointed and yelled 'HAHAHAHA Hey look at this guy with the boner chilling like a regular guy'!"
Person #1: "That chick knows how to peank, for sure"
The dude thought he was gonna have a threesome but he was just being peanked.
by LankAsif October 26, 2018