3 definitions by Lampshade

affordabple

A very special and specific type of hand made pipe, commonly made from meerschaum, that is both afforable and makes the user appear to be a very dapper sort of gentleman.

"A good day to you sir! My, you do look well I must say."
"Why thank you kind sir, it is my new affordabple pipe you must be noticing."
"Quite."
"Yes, Quite."

by Lampshade April 7, 2006

top hat

to get some really nice head

Your bitch gave me good top hat.

by Lampshade October 14, 2012

Ayad

The most genuine guy ever. The most physically attractive boy to ever exist. A boy who has the most amazingly composed face ever. Small, sexy eyes and a big nose that fits perfectly on his face. He has the most kissable lips in the world and beautiful teeth. He's physically strong and has a sexy body. He also has the most perfect personality. He's adventurous and always up for anything. He's super intelligent and not to mention super cute. He's caring and sweet. He's unique in every single way. He's a weirdo. However he's the most pulchritudinous person to roam this Earth. He's passionate about cooking and musically talented. He's a quick learner and a fast thinker. He's very understanding and will always put you first. He is perfect. If you ever have Ayad in your life then you are the luckiest girl in the world. Nothing can compare to this boy because he's just the most amazing guy ever.

I am in love with Ayad.

by Lampshade July 8, 2014