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A very special and specific type of hand made pipe, commonly made from meerschaum, that is both afforable and makes the user appear to be a very dapper sort of gentleman.
"A good day to you sir! My, you do look well I must say."
"Why thank you kind sir, it is my new affordabple pipe you must be noticing."
"Quite."
"Yes, Quite."
by Lampshade April 06, 2006
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