When people use so many typing/texting abbreviations and/or numbers instead of letters that it makes almost no sense when read.
Example: "Grrrrrrrl r u 4 r33l? dnt b h8n!" would be considered "Textbarf"
I wish I could understand my friend when she texts me, but all I get is textbarf.
A beautiful girl who is small, funny, cute, just a really sweet girl, any guy would be lucky to have her , she's really amazing, she has the worlds most beautiful voice, prettiest eyes, cutest smile.. she's blonde, has braces, she is just something you want to cuddle all day c: