LMFMC FUCKER's definitions

Actually

A word to try to convince someone you are telling the truth!

Person 1: Dude i so screwed your mom last night!!
Person 2: no you didnt dont lie!!
Person 1: No dude i ACTUALLY did!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Actually!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 5, 2009

Pubestache

When someone passes out, and you trim your pubes, and glue them onto that person's face giving them a pubestache

Dude we were at this party and we gave Ronnie a pubestache

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Dildo Hoppers

When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.

I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Ass Crack Lane

When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.

Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

Black Belly Bash

When fat black chicks have a dance off!

Dude theres a Black belly bash going down, over there!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Venus Pie Trap

When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venus fly trap!

Dude i was screwing this chick and she was a venus pie trap!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009