Definitions by LB

douche water 

(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.

Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.

douche water by LB February 8, 2005

Phil Jamieson 

Charismatic frontman for Australian band Grinspoon. Self-confident, crazy-dancing, rock-posing, vodka-drinking motherfucker on stage. He puts on one hell of a show. He is the master of rock'n'roll performance.

"Hey did you see at the KISS concert, when Grinspoon opened, how Phil gave it straight back to those fat bikie KISS fans who were yelling at him to get off the stage?"
"Yeah! Didnt he like throw a beer at them, wish them the blessings of God, before dedicating the song 'More Than You Are' to them?
"Exactly. I love that guy."
"Me too."

Phil Jamieson by lb January 26, 2005

country bumpkin 

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.

Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.

country bumpkin by LB March 31, 2004

vamoose 

To disappear.

You'd better vamoose before my girlfriend catches us.

vamoose by LB March 31, 2004

in high cotton 

To have a lot of money. Prominently featured in the country-western song "High Cotton" by Alabama

When we were kids, we thought we were in high cotton if we had a dollar.

in high cotton by LB March 31, 2004

clikclak 

v. to communicate via telephone with friends or family in a maner resembling chat

janna sure is clikclakking up when she should be doing her homework

clikclak by lb February 25, 2004

shiz-nit 

Shit, damn, crap

Holy shiz-not thats hot!

shiz-nit by lb December 3, 2003