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6 definitions by L3

 
1.
text-speak with several translations. Most famously "F*CK THE WORLD!!!" Used in a very upbeat manner, FTW is not a negative or condemning phrase. Users often fist-pump while shouting this life-affirming three-word prediction.
Sir William shouted, "FTW!!!" as he boarded the Airbus A380 to Iraq. "We shall overcome!"

Bad Bob nicknamed his new sports car the "GT-R FTW"

Sunshine Sue says, "I got new nipple rings, girls, FTW!!!"
by L3 March 24, 2007
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2.
Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."
Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.
by L3 January 13, 2010
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3.
Perhaps the first Gay vpilf, but second in definition to Sarah Palin, the heterosexual's vpilf.
I think Walter may have been Gay For Gore, but Sarah Palin is my first vpilf!
by L3 August 30, 2008
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4.
Vice-President I'd Like to F**k, pronounced "VEE-pillfff."
I think Walter may have been Gay For Gore, but Sarah Palin is my first vpilf!
by L3 August 30, 2008
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5.
My vpilf Sarah Palin's Basketball nickname.
She can shoot an assault rifle. She can shoot a Basketball. She can shoot the moon on the way to the White House! Sarah Baracuda!
by L3 August 30, 2008
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6.
John McCain's Vice-Presidential candidate for the Republican Party in 2008.

Sarah Louise Heath Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the current Governor of the US state of Alaska and the presumptive Republican vice presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election.

Palin was elected governor and assumed office in December 2006, after defeating incumbent governor Frank Murkowski in the Republican primary and former Democratic governor Tony Knowles in the general election. She was the youngest person, and the first woman, to be elected governor of Alaska. Before becoming governor, Palin served two terms on the Wasilla, Alaska, City Council from 1992 to 1996, and was elected mayor of Wasilla (population just over 5000) twice, in 1996 and 1999. She lost her race for lieutenant governor of Alaska in 2002. Palin holds a Bachelor of Science degree in journalism from the University of Idaho.

On August 29, 2008, Republican presidential candidate John McCain announced he had chosen Palin as his running mate, making her the second female vice presidential candidate representing a major political party after Geraldine Ferraro, and the first female vice presidential candidate of the Republican Party.

The Perfect Original vpilf.
Hillary was forced to swallow another bitter pill; Sarah Palin was not only the probable highest-elected woman in American history, she was clearly more of a vpilf.
by L3 August 30, 2008
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