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A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010
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Rock/alternative music that has dance/electronica like influences to it. It is not the 80s hair bands and it is not Gary Newman, it is a different bunch of guys. Think of guys such as 3!0h3, The Killers, Forever The Sickest Kids, Kevin Rudolf, Ke$ha, The Veronicas, 78violet, and any band scene kids go crazy over
Kevin Rudolf makes some good electrorock songs
by Kyle 230 May 28, 2010
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The best way to listen to an album for free without paying a penny.

Also, a great way to find some obscure band that nobody has heard of, but who cares about that part.
I never bought a CD in ages, thanks to myspace music.
by Kyle 230 August 12, 2009
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Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.
Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)
by Kyle 230 June 15, 2010
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An amazing "boy band" that makes excellent songs such as "Stay The Night" and "My Everything". They know what they are talking about and they have lyrics that you can relate too. They are very seductive and any women will love some of their lyrics in a love notes. They have amazing harmonies, and they perfected the autotune effect in a few of their songs. The only other person who perfected the autotune effect was T-Pain. This is not yout typical bubblegum group. They should be coming too.
98 Degrees is the shit.
by Kyle 230 December 11, 2009
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Very conservative, old fashioned, extremely conforming, not rebellious or supporting a counterculture or rebelling the counterculture in an extreme way
Whitney Houston has pretty square sounding music
by Kyle 230 October 4, 2010
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Stuff that you think looks beautiful in December but when March rolls around you are sick of the stuff.
December 4: Oh, look it is snowing. How lovely for the holidays
March 4: I am sick of this fucking snow. When will it ever get spring and melt that goddamm stuff. I hate shoveling.
by Kyle 230 December 7, 2009
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