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1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.
Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".

She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
(n.) A Veteran. One who is long-standing in the field.

(n.) A veterinarian, one who is engaged in seeing to the well being of animals.

(v.) To search the history of someone to evaluate them.
a) I am a veteran of the Golf wars. Fear my VW of doom!

b) I'm ill, take me to the vet. I mean, uh, woof?

c) Ok mr Gumba we need to vet your history before giving you a job as one man army.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.

(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.
I drive a hearse because I rule

I saw a guy get hearsed last night.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.
That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.
Friday the 13th? My arse.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004