Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

doubleflushing

Going into a toilet minutes after someone has taken a shit and flushing again to get rid of the smell.

What kind of rancid shit did you eat? I was doubleflushing that thing for an hour.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.

Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Kompressor

(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz

Those tiny SLK's suck

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

cracked ass

A reamed anus. See crack your ass

SEPHlROTH has a cracked ass from that time he fell on a horse cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Donk

The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.

Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?

Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?

Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.

Badguy: A donk?

Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!

Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*

Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

sinister

Sinister means evil. It comes from the Italian word sinistra, meaning left. When children reached for something with their left hand it was hit, as left handedness was considered to be a sign of the devil. Of course, this didn't happen much outside of Italy.

You sinister child!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004