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author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.
I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice
lolol teh facesex!!!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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marlon brando

Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
mugGet the marlon brandomug.

400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.
400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".
The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
mugGet the Spit or swallow?mug.

biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.
We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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