Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Hoplophiliac

One who is aroused by firearms or killing.

<Insert random american joke here, with reference to Charlton Heston>

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

straight to video

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

bribe

A favour given to a powerful (deciding) party, in exchange for some degree of immunity from thier wrath or a decision altered in thier favour.

Performing "favours"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

c/d

Carried down

Balance c/d

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

date-rape

Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.

The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Reichstag

The symbol of Germany democracy, burned down in the thirties. A dutch communist in the building that night was executed for the burning down, but it was beneficial to the new nazi government in permanent postponement of democracy.

It is unclear who burned down the reichstag; The nazis; Communist parties; Van der Lubbe?

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004