Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

boot sale

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay

I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

man of blood

A violent man, who prefers action to talking.

Should some 13 year old liberal find the definition for man of blood, they will put "Bush" as an example.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Jagwaar

The american pronounciation of Jaguar

I driyvh a jagwaar!


I shot that jagwaar that mauled the kid!


Yoo jagwaar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004