Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

a stitch in time

Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.

A stitch in time saves nine

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

shiner

(n.) a black eye. Term is of Irish origin where it was a punishment for not keeping machinery shiney delivered from the boot of a British officer.

That's quite a shiner on your face

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

my website

www.Luna.org - been down since August and may never see the light of day again.

Luna is closed for repairs, because I sat on it and it broke.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

spill your guts

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.

Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

face full

To be squirted in the face with semen from an ejaculating male. See cumfaced

I would like to give you a face full.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

gaymosexual

a combination of gay and homosexual.


Used by goths and other loners to denote someone who does not like thier gay music.

satanhumper69: oso u dont liek cradle of filth?

KFJ: You must've meant cradle of shit. No, I on't like cradle of shit.


satanhumper69: omgomg u GAY-MO-SEXUAL

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004