1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.
I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004
The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.
Friday the 13th? My arse.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
(n.) A set of mathematical rules that enable one to find the angles of a triangle from one other angle and the length of sides, or vice versa. Operates with the help of sine, cosine and tangent (which are actually ratios, but since kids nowdays have scientific calculators nobody cares), and is used in the real world for measuring the height of a structure without expensive equipment. See also cosine rule and pythagoras' threorum
Trigonometry was the highlight of my day....


Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.
Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
"I want to eat you". Said in a scotch accent.
fat bastard: get in my belly!
by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004
(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.


(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.
I drive a hearse because I rule


I saw a guy get hearsed last night.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.
That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

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