punch & judy

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P

beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

Colloseum

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.

The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

rpm

Revoltions per minute, used to refer to car engines, chainsaw blades, records or any other machinery.

540bhp@7000rpm ­  ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

froghurt

(n.) Frozen Yoghurt. Often cursed.

Guy: This doll, is cursed!


Homer: That's bad

Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!

Homer: That's good!

Guy: the froghurt is also cursed

Homer: that's bad..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

Hoplophiliac

One who is aroused by firearms or killing.

<Insert random american joke here, with reference to Charlton Heston>

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

soup-up

To increase power.

Let's souped up our car/bike/washing machine.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004