Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

straight to video

The old way of saying straight to dvd.

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

the butcher boy

(n.) Odd film about an Irish boy who works in a abatoir and kills people, whilst talking to the virgin mary, his dead father and some pigs. Can be found lying around in EVERY video rental shop in the united kingdom.

I watched the butcher boy a few years ago. It's still crap.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

get in my belly

"I want to eat you". Said in a scotch accent.

fat bastard: get in my belly!

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004

creme de la creme

(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.

this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

voulez=will
vous=you
coucher= to sleep
avec=with
moi=me
ce=this
soir=evening

*it should be noted that ce soir can be better translated as 'tonight'


Due to the directness of this phrase, it will never work on females. You might as well say 'baise-moi' (fuck me). Usually, this is said by americans on trips to europe who aren't used to handling any beverage with more than 0.2% alcohol

A: heeeeyyy
B: you're drunk, leave me alone
A: voulez-vous couch...
*kick in the balls*

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

i make this look good

I am extremely competant at performing this task or leisure activity and looking relxaed whilst doing it.

Driving with my feet, I make this shit look good!

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

tittytacular

spectacular titties. usually a pair with huge nipples.

oh my, look at the size of those nipples! What a tittytacular specimen!

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004