1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.
Friday the 13th? My arse.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.
I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 25, 2004
"I want to eat you". Said in a scotch accent.
fat bastard: get in my belly!
by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004
(n.) A set of mathematical rules that enable one to find the angles of a triangle from one other angle and the length of sides, or vice versa. Operates with the help of sine, cosine and tangent (which are actually ratios, but since kids nowdays have scientific calculators nobody cares), and is used in the real world for measuring the height of a structure without expensive equipment. See also cosine rule and pythagoras' threorum
Trigonometry was the highlight of my day....

Okay, what's the hypotenuse again? And we have the opposite aswell? So what do we use now? Sine, cosine, tangent?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
(n.) A young male homosexual. For a better definition as well as origin see Gaylord
Elitist is a gayboy.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.
That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
The actor assuming the part of the bad guy, who is designated to piss off the audience.
Alan Rickman is a good heel. He pwn3d in Die Hard.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

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