Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

outfit

(n.) A band without a clear singer. Usually making lyricless music.

The outfit that backs madonna

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

this is spinal tap

See mockumentary

☼ ?Š ↨ - ) 4 ?˜ ‼ hury up

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sup?

"What's up?", as in "how are you" or "what's on your mind?"

The pound against the dollar? The euro against the yen?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Industry averages

The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually


•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed

We are below the industry averages.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

kicking a cow to move it

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.

The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004