Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

go play in the road

An expression of anger towards a person or persons, indicating you would like them to leave.

Take your toys and go play in the road, idiot.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

butcher's hook

Cockney rhyming sland for look.

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

rightista

Anyone who does has an objection to abortion, does not like homosexual marriage or homosexuals ingeneral, anyone who is not an atheist, anyone who does not drive a hybrid, any omnivore etc.

omg white christian homophobe pro-lifer rightistas!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.

Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

shooter

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).

Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

straight to dvd

(adj.) A movie that was such a turkey it skipped cinema and went straight to dvd in some countries.

Swept away went straight to dvd in most countries after it bombed in the us.

by Kung-fu Jesus August 15, 2004