Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

pertain

What most "definitions" here do not do to thier subject.

For my friend elitist, I will mention the word "buggery". He likes it when I do that. Bugger. buttsecks. 120 days of Sodom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 18, 2004

file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.

Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Risqué

Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.

My, what a risqué piece of art!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004