Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.

You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

use

A retarded way of refering to a group. Supposedly the plural of "you".

use 2 cum ova her! I fund sumfin!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

a/c

Shorthand for account

Capital account - cptl a/c

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

masturbation policy

How many times a male masturbates per day/week.

His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

golly

Short for gollywog, a doll collection given away after x number of tokens from the side of jam jars were sent away. Purchasing one jar a week, it took several years to amass the entire collection. These dolls were outlawed after they were claimed to be politically incorrect, although dolls are worth £50 ($80) each.

I found an ancient collection of gollies last year.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

your mother cooks socks in hell

A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.

The power of rice crumples you!

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

trade rounds

(v.) To participate in a gunfight.

The flashes in this footage show the rozzers and a hostage taker trading rounds.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004