Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Hoplophiliac

One who is aroused by firearms or killing.

<Insert random american joke here, with reference to Charlton Heston>

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

froghurt

(n.) Frozen Yoghurt. Often cursed.

Guy: This doll, is cursed!


Homer: That's bad

Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!

Homer: That's good!

Guy: the froghurt is also cursed

Homer: that's bad..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

rpm

Revoltions per minute, used to refer to car engines, chainsaw blades, records or any other machinery.

540bhp@7000rpm ­  ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Harem

(n.) a back in the day term for a stable full o' bitches.

Sheik Mohammed-izzle-nizzle(1904): I got a harem full o' bitches

Nizzle-wizzle-got-tha-bizzle(2004): I got a stable full o' bitches

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Gross profit

(n.) Sales less COGS.

Our gross profit is xx amount.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

art mighty

"Is very powerful". Emphasis on the fact that power can never be taken from whatever art mighty.

The Lord Art Mighty!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

common denominator

(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.

Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004