Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.

The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004

cube

A movie about six people from different walks of life who get stuck inside a giant rubik's cube. The autistic guy survives. There was also a sequel, cube 2, which was the exact same story with different people. Both are a waste of time to watch.

Cube is a politically correct arguement in a room that lasts for ninetey minutes.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Bastille Day

The start of a bloody revolution in France, a period where many thousands died in paranoid France. This period also saw France's aristocracy takes thier money elsewhere, making the country poor and weak. Bastille day marks the beggining of one of the worst perods of France's history.

Why don't the froggies celebrate October the 19th (1453- end of the hundred years' war) or the 7th of January (1558- liberation of calais- the actual end of the hundred years war) as a national holiday.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Queensberry Rules

See Marquis of Queensberry Rules

We shall fight be queensbury rules

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

boot sex

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.

OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004