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There are several discrepancies between the fixed asset register (up to 2nd of May, 2004) and the fixed asset callings as at May 1, 2004.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.
You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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(adverb) Very, extremely. Usually the best. As used by Mr. T
My van is helluva fast, foo!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.
Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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(v.)A medical treatment/practise that will either heal the patient or kill them.


Steams from battlewound-fever treatment. This would involve putting the subject in an icewaterbath, then wrapping them in wool. It worked very well and very quickly, but it put tremendous strain on the heart, and many people suffered heart attacks or complete cardiac arrest.
Kill or cure is the only way to save him. Otherwise, you better pray for him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.
This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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1) A group of young girls who have just attained a lust for casual sex

2) A group of girls who have started to have casual sex


3) when a female becoems of legal age to have intercourse, and one may brag to the police about them without fear of arrest.
Hey, the've just had thier spring thaw, said the 12 year old boy to another, fuck time!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
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