Kristin's definitions

Platano

Used to describe a Dominicans dick since they are pretty well known for the "big cocks" or "mandingos"

"Damn ashley, you know Moisse has a platano?"

by kristin April 5, 2005

studling

Originated from the word stud, meaning a younger version. a rookie stud

Patroclus, Achille's young cousin in the movie Troy

by Kristin April 7, 2005

The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.

check please, my life everyday

by Kristin April 15, 2005

Blocked

Do not contact. You're fucking annoying.

I blocked her because she's fucking annoying

by Kristin September 21, 2017

lil flip

The finest light skinned dude in this rap game.He is tha screwed up king. Shit and u better know it.

I love me some dark- skinned boys but shit Lil' flip a fine ass mothafucka.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

hokamama

A girl who tries to be stylish, but it comes out hokey/lame/corny

"You ain't nothin' but a stupid hokamama."

by Kristin January 3, 2005

assmoogle

The term "moogle" is derived from the latin "moogalotopiaism" means "object that dingles, often times a berry". The term ass refers to... do you really have to ask?

Brad has an assmoogle on his nose!!!! (how did that get there?)

Does anybody have a kleenex? Pesky assmoogle...

*pfft* assmoogle!

by Kristin March 4, 2005