sarjeaning

the act of accosting without any warning

They do not like to work in that office as there is a guy who uses sarjeaning to keep them late.

by Koffee June 24, 2006

billdecker

to lie blatantly and not suspect getting caught or exposed

If you billdecker me again I will not talk to you.

by Koffee June 24, 2006

sarjeaned

to unexpectedly and without any warning take over someone's computer for a prolonged amount time

I could not make it for lunch as I was sarjeaned at the last minute.

by Koffee June 24, 2006

sarjeantology

a branch of technology using Microsoft Access for processing terrabytes of data run in overnight batches kicked off by Microsoft Access' Timer function

In today's e-commerce it is imperative that technologists use sarjeantology to slice and dice terrabytes of data and produce customer reports.

by Koffee June 24, 2006