sarjeaned 

to unexpectedly and without any warning take over someone's computer for a prolonged amount time

I could not make it for lunch as I was sarjeaned at the last minute.

sarjeaned by Koffee June 24, 2006

sarjeantology 

a branch of technology using Microsoft Access for processing terrabytes of data run in overnight batches kicked off by Microsoft Access' Timer function

In today's e-commerce it is imperative that technologists use sarjeantology to slice and dice terrabytes of data and produce customer reports.

sarjeantology by Koffee June 23, 2006

sarjeaning 

the act of accosting without any warning

They do not like to work in that office as there is a guy who uses sarjeaning to keep them late.

sarjeaning by Koffee June 24, 2006

Saraned 

When you wrap the toilet under the lid and seat with the wrap so when one lifts the lid and goes to the bathroom for guys pee splashes everywhere, girls it splashes on them and could run off into their pants. Really bad when they have to drop a duece

Guy 1: dude, where is the bathroom i really have to go

Guy 2: upstairs man just dont make a mess

Guy 1: dude, WTF my piss went everywhere, was that saran wrap

Guy 2: oh b***h you just got Saraned

Saraned by T-Free88 May 15, 2010

sarjeane 

A beautiful girl. Usually from Georgia.. Small Kind and Unique in any way.

Girl 1: omg she's so kind😱

Girl 2: it's probably Sarjeane

sarjeane by Define, Sarjeane.... December 7, 2016

sarbeaners 

Over-stuffing a vehicle, usually a pickup truck, with a topper that has had it's windows and back glass covered up, with illegal mexicans either entering the country or going to stand at the street corner looking for day work.

"How many sarbeaners do you think they got in that truck?"

sarbeaners by Wordy McWordman March 9, 2009

Saravaned 

To Saravaned is to spread the seed of the Lord Murugan

Wow, almost everyone at this party has been Saravaned!

Saravaned by The0rator May 5, 2019