Definitions by KiplingThankyouPlease

Scrippy 

Adults talking like children to each other - especially middle-aged suburban dads trying to hold on to a sense of humour. Often characterised by calling each other 'mummy'

"Hello mummy, I've cleaned my booties today", said Dave in scrippy voice

Scrippy by KiplingThankyouPlease January 19, 2014

Last Chicken in the Shop 

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

Last Chicken in the Shop by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008