Kim Mitten's definitions

Soggy Popcorn

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.

We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Clit Moustache

When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.

'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'

by Kim Mitten December 25, 2008

Flowery Seat

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly

Oh go on, give me a flowery seat

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.

Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.

by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Pussy Up Chips

Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.

John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.

by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Traffic Teasing

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.

Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Dirty Burger

When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.

'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007