8 definitions by Kharivas
What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.
"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"
by Kharivas Sep 7, 2003 add a video
When pronounced "base"--
1: Guitar-like stringed instrument used in bands and orchestras.
2: The ever-popular bass guitar, which is used by many smaller bands.
3: Any other instrument or item that emits low-pitched, rumbling sounds. Ex.: A bass trombone, bass-boost speaker system, and so on.
4: The lowest voice division in choir, hopefully composed of males. Basses aren't always able to sing something worthy of Barry White but they're typically on the lower end of the voice spectrum.
When pronounced "bass"--
A common type of fish; sometimes "bass" is used to refer to a single species of this type, ex.: largemouth bass.
1: Johnny plays the bass in the orchestra.
2: Dude, that garage band has THE best bass player I've ever seen.
3: That speaker system is tight! I love that rumblin' bass line, man.
4: I am a Bass in the church choir.
1: 'Ey, Joe, let's go bass fishing. My wife is being an evil bitch.
by Kharivas Nov 20, 2004 add a video
Donovan McNabb, starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. #5. A good all-around QB with a strong arm, and one of the best scramblers in the game.
"Ohman did you see McNabb make that pass last night?"
by Kharivas Aug 30, 2004 add a video
The only known liquid-state form of crack cocaine.
I need my fix so I'm gonna go buy a 12-pack of Vanilla Coke.
by Kharivas Aug 26, 2004 add a video
Internet acronym. Usually stands for "or something like that".
<greatpenguin> ow, fuck! I'm bleeding! Get me a bandage, oslt.
by Kharivas Sep 5, 2003 add a video
Yet another obscure acronym in the tradition of "oslt". NMiaOW usually implies "Not Meant in an Obscene Way".
<greatpenguin> (in sheer surprise and shock) Wow! Fuck me with a 2-metre dildo!
<greatpenguin> ... nmiaow.
by Kharivas Oct 8, 2004 add a video
Moving one's head back and forth to one side: A variant of headbanging
In an act of utter randomness, Joe decided to sidebang to the KISS video rather than boring ol' headbanging.
by Kharivas Dec 8, 2004 add a video