4 definitions by KevinNearingThirty
Tina: hey guys, wanna hang out on Sunday?
Jay: why not Friday?
Tina: I am hanging out with my other friends.
Jay: how about Saturday?
Tina: I am hanging out with my other friends.
Jay: ok Sunday it is.
Jay is Tina's Sunday Friend because he is not cool enough for Friday or Saturday.
Jay: why not Friday?
Tina: I am hanging out with my other friends.
Jay: how about Saturday?
Tina: I am hanging out with my other friends.
Jay: ok Sunday it is.
Jay is Tina's Sunday Friend because he is not cool enough for Friday or Saturday.
by KevinNearingThirty November 21, 2019
me: im turned thirty yesterday i am single and ready to mingle
friend: welcome to the thirsty thirties
me: ok thanks
friend: welcome to the thirsty thirties
me: ok thanks
by KevinNearingThirty August 20, 2021
Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.
Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023
acronym for just a prank bro.
in a fool's universe, it is the sacred phrase that waives one of all legal consequences after any act of crime.
in a fool's universe, it is the sacred phrase that waives one of all legal consequences after any act of crime.
edison: *punches a random dude named austin at Walmart, takes his wallet, and sets his house on fire*
austin: what is wrong with you??? im gonna sue you.
edison: just a prank bro (JPAB)
edwin: o ok its all good then.
the above scenario holds true in edison's delusional little universe also known edison's mind.
austin: what is wrong with you??? im gonna sue you.
edison: just a prank bro (JPAB)
edwin: o ok its all good then.
the above scenario holds true in edison's delusional little universe also known edison's mind.
by KevinNearingThirty September 22, 2021