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this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
Get the quaff mug.these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
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by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
Get the peter peter blumpkin eater mug.blowing a large load in a female'z face while watchin a yankeez game, preferably when they are winning or about to win..."
"i gave that bitch a bronx bomber just as giambi won it for them in the ninth with a 2 run homer!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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