KevinCA$H's definitions

dirty confessional

similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.

"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

jizz blizzard

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.

"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

heather tarbreath

this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.

"Heather Tarbreath wants it bad, but i havent been able the get to the price club this week..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

peter peter blumpkin eater

after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".

"Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater had a gay lover who loved to feed him!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

dirty rodriguez

this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.

"Wifey knows shez bound to get a Dirty Rodriguez just about every night the Yankeez play..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

muffdiver

these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.

"I called the scuba school, but they didnt offer any classes for muffdivers..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006