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dirty nikki

the act of packing the fudge canal of a naive slapper customarily performed by a dirty arab...this fuckhole actually believes this will win his heart, when in reality he cant believe wut a dumb whorebag she really is...
"When Helmski showed up at the dorm, he dirty nikki'd that ho'z bunghole till it bleed...the stench was awful!"
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
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clam stinger

catch your girl offguard and pluck her right in the clitoris...watch her grab that shit like shez gonna lose it...
"i gave alexis a clam stinger she wont soon forget"
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
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fudge canal

slang term for a womanz pooper, cornhole, anal cavity, hershey highway, you get the idea...
"You ever heard of the Panama Canal??? Well she had a Fudge Canal that put it to shame..."
by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006
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jizz blizzard

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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boston fudge pie

after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...
"therez nothin i love more than a slice of boston fudge pie for dessert..."
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
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dirty rodriguez

this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.
"Wifey knows shez bound to get a Dirty Rodriguez just about every night the Yankeez play..."
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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dirty confessional

similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.
"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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