KevinCA$H's definitions

kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.

"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

clam stinger

catch your girl offguard and pluck her right in the clitoris...watch her grab that shit like shez gonna lose it...

"i gave alexis a clam stinger she wont soon forget"

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

dirty jabbar

named in honor of the great Kareem Abdul Jabbar, this is one of the trickiest cumshots known to man. similar to the dirty ray allen, the male must perform an anal massacre on the female until which point he is about to cum. at this point, he must lay her flat on her back and procede to shoot his hot load in a sidewayz manner from a standing profiled position. in essence a "sky hook shot" is resembled, and when performed correctly the baby gravy should find itself glued to the femalez face. most effective when performed after a long period of abstinence. bonus points are rewarded for any dirty jabbar performed with a shot over top of one's shoulder...

"this bitch was hurtin for a squirtin, so i took it to her hole and finished her off wit a beatiful Dirty Jabbar..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

dirty rodriguez

this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.

"Wifey knows shez bound to get a Dirty Rodriguez just about every night the Yankeez play..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

jizz blizzard

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.

"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

dirty confessional

similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.

"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

boston fudge pie

after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...

"therez nothin i love more than a slice of boston fudge pie for dessert..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006