6 definitions by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub
noun
An endearing term used specifically to noise up vertically challenged alcoholics who are getting a bit too lairy.
An endearing term used specifically to noise up vertically challenged alcoholics who are getting a bit too lairy.
Ramzi: "I'll give you a lift home now, son"
Scott: "But you don't have a booster seat?"
Ramzi: "Not my fault you're 2foot2, you pisshead zoomer"
Scott: "But you don't have a booster seat?"
Ramzi: "Not my fault you're 2foot2, you pisshead zoomer"
by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020
j-blo
{jay-blow}
noun
A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.
A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
{jay-blow}
noun
A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.
A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.
by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020
One Rude Dude
{wun-rood-dood}
slang
Any cat who wholeheartedly believes they are the real deal could legitimately refer to themselves as such.
The phrase was ironically turned on its head, formerly being the moniker of knockabout heavyweight boxer Georgies Geronimo who competed within the amateur circuit.
Geronimo, who also went by the ring name of The Buffalo Prince was widely regarded to be anything but cool with his bright ginger hair and swaggering toward the ring with the handle of a rubber mallet between his teeth; the 1973 hit "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" by Willie Hutch played.
Locally, he developed a level of infamy for his gimmick which was to grab the ringside mic of any one of the commentary team before entering the ring and shouting "I am One Rude Dude. This dude eating beans tonight!"
{wun-rood-dood}
slang
Any cat who wholeheartedly believes they are the real deal could legitimately refer to themselves as such.
The phrase was ironically turned on its head, formerly being the moniker of knockabout heavyweight boxer Georgies Geronimo who competed within the amateur circuit.
Geronimo, who also went by the ring name of The Buffalo Prince was widely regarded to be anything but cool with his bright ginger hair and swaggering toward the ring with the handle of a rubber mallet between his teeth; the 1973 hit "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" by Willie Hutch played.
Locally, he developed a level of infamy for his gimmick which was to grab the ringside mic of any one of the commentary team before entering the ring and shouting "I am One Rude Dude. This dude eating beans tonight!"
by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 16, 2020
kedgemund
{kej-mund}
noun
A juvenile newt with a propensity to gab incessantly without direction, often offering up circuitous haverings.
Their fair-to-middling potential for potency is hugely dependent upon the constant rebuking and leadership qualities of the Hooded Pitta, or any other recognised totem of modernity - customarily the natural aristocracy.
Representatives of the natural aristocracy will oftentimes be found assuming the burden of anchoring themselves to a set point and hauling the kedgemund; the unadorned student; to shore. As a result, such men have been referenced in countless publications as "an elixir for the masses", although they have continually distanced themselves from such lavish praise.
The origin of the word is thought to be that of the Glasgow shipbuilding industry.
{kej-mund}
noun
A juvenile newt with a propensity to gab incessantly without direction, often offering up circuitous haverings.
Their fair-to-middling potential for potency is hugely dependent upon the constant rebuking and leadership qualities of the Hooded Pitta, or any other recognised totem of modernity - customarily the natural aristocracy.
Representatives of the natural aristocracy will oftentimes be found assuming the burden of anchoring themselves to a set point and hauling the kedgemund; the unadorned student; to shore. As a result, such men have been referenced in countless publications as "an elixir for the masses", although they have continually distanced themselves from such lavish praise.
The origin of the word is thought to be that of the Glasgow shipbuilding industry.
I strongly suggest that his insouciance and total lack of purpose is a direct consequence of being a kedgemund. I pity such a character but feel a mighty sense of responsibility to be his First Responder. There is hope for him yet, I see a future for him as a real man."
by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020
consi
{con-see}
noun
A man who can be employed in any role despite a perceived lack of aptitude across the board.
Consi's tend to gain a level of reverance in any city they are a denizen of.
{con-see}
noun
A man who can be employed in any role despite a perceived lack of aptitude across the board.
Consi's tend to gain a level of reverance in any city they are a denizen of.
by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020
pcpoofo
{pee-cee-poo-foe}
noun
An insult directed at a man who is capable of pith and pathos but has instead succumbed to the culture of living underneath his carapace.
{pee-cee-poo-foe}
noun
An insult directed at a man who is capable of pith and pathos but has instead succumbed to the culture of living underneath his carapace.
by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 16, 2020