15 definitions by Kelso

cello

Quite possibly the sexiest instrument known to man, it is placed gracefully between the legs of a person and played with amazing tone.

Very arousing to watch a female ( or male..?) play in a skirt.

'When Kelsey plays her beautiful cello, she really whores it up. Hot, no?'

by Kelso January 3, 2005

ginormous

mixture of gigantic and enormous

that thing was freggin ginormous

by Kelso May 12, 2003

Jazz

The only 'black' Transformer, turned into a car fit for pimpin'.

Jazz was the second coolest Transformer, second only to Optimus Prime

by Kelso June 29, 2004

breakfast sauce

a drunken man's term for Syrup

"Egg McMuffin, breakfast sauce." The drunken man said to the man working the drivethrough.

by Kelso October 12, 2004

bebe

A bebe is a mean/horny person!!!!!

EX.1rachel pride: geez kelsey...do you know how much of a bebe I am right now? I'm just too horny for my own good!

EX.2kelsey hoppe: rachel quit being a bebe! Why do you keep making fun of the size of my penis?

by Kelso June 21, 2004

Stoney Macaroni

1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.

by Kelso June 14, 2006

Penansis

A mix between a penis and a pansy.

Dude, you're acting like a penis AND a pansy...quit being such a goddamn penansis

by Kelso January 9, 2004