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5 definitions by Keldard

noun- when something is so sweet, it's probably a penis.
Gemma- I've got great boobs!
Kyle- Really?
Gemma- Absolutely!
Kyle- Sweenis, yo.
by Keldard January 30, 2011
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noun- Ukrainian term meaning 'dirty heroin' or filthy, home-crafted, bangable narcotic.

verb- 1. The injection of 'dirty heroin' (shirkaing/shirkaed).
Put in extra toilet water, Yuri, this batch of shirka is going to score us the mad vagina, yes?

Svetlana got so shirkaed, she tried to convince me and Oleh to go and mung some guy who had just been buried. Gross.
by Keldard January 27, 2011
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noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.
...but the third truckstop breakfast was just right, and so she ate it all up.
by Keldard January 30, 2011
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The belief system adhered to by spies and superheroes/ villains.
The church of Dangerism likely doesn't exist.
by keldard April 01, 2011
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noun- A round of sloppy felatio
Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!
by Keldard January 30, 2011
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