51 definitions by Keifermail

Sham Wowed

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham

I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!

by Keifermail September 30, 2009

Reverse Acronym

Acronyms are abbreviations that are formed using the initial components in a phrase or name. A Reverse Acronym is when the initial word is broken into an acronym for humorous purposes.

Reverse Acronyms:
Fuck = For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
Fart = Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble.
Etc., etc.

by Keifermail June 29, 2009

Teleprompter

Barack Obama'sCrutch and lifeline.

His teleprompter went out and now he has telepromptourettes.

by Keifermail August 8, 2009

Deja Stew

Soup of the day that tastes just like yesterday's but has a different name.

Dude, the Golden Lentil Soup tastes just like yesterday's Newfoundland Style Pea Soup- deja stew!

by Keifermail December 24, 2009

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by Keifermail July 12, 2009

Keith

A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.

"Hey don't Bogart my Keith."

by Keifermail July 12, 2009

Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.

Democrats are tards!

by Keifermail September 22, 2009