12 definitions by Katya Eye
When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.
Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??
by Katya Eye March 4, 2016
What the Amish, or people in under-developed nations use as a taxi service instead of a horse and buggy; A smaller, more economic taxi for the Amish and under-developed nations, consisting of a sheep and cart.
Gustaf: I'm taking a coach ride home, care to ride with me?
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
Extremely determined to try and swim; having the ambitious swimming and/or leaping skills of a frog or similar amphibian.
Announcer at the Olympics: Michael Phelps is looking pretty amphibitious out in the waters, about to win his third gold medal of the day!
by Katya Eye November 26, 2013
1) Masturbating while doing acrobatics or while posing in acrobatic positions.
2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
1) Bob is whacking off while balancing on the high-wire again... what does he think this is? Jerk de Soleil?
2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
Pete: Did you use the bathroom already?
Dan: No! There was too many damn plants in the way... nice AINTrium!
Dan: No! There was too many damn plants in the way... nice AINTrium!
by Katya Eye September 23, 2014
Someone who is very stiff and stupid; a very lazy moron; one who is paralyzed by lack of thought or ambition.
Roommate 1: Hey rigormoron, did you get off the couch at all today and look for a job?
Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.
Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.
by Katya Eye January 7, 2015
After reading some words and their definitions on Urban Dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullshit and should have never made it onto the site. This is known as an urdic fail.
Yo, did you read the words of the day on Urban Dictionary today?
Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.
Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.
by Katya Eye November 28, 2015