10 definitions by KaironeBalone

Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…
hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG
by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022
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Adriana, the most awesome person in the world. Talk to her about undertale and she will non stop talk about it for approximately 6 hrs, 37 mins, 4.75 secounds. She is the most funniest and smartest person ever, writing all her English essays with ease. You should totally buy the Adriana mug tho, it’s great.
god i want to fucking kill Adriana.
no you don't, shes awesome! (blatant lie)
by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022
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Sadie, the alcoholic. Sadie, where to begin with her. She’s your run of the mill goofy friend/furry that always seems to have someone over at her house. She loves reading wattpad (specifically yes sirs!), and has the best cousin in the world, aimee, I OOVE YOU AIMMEEEE - YOUR FAVROITE PRIMAAAAAA. (god you can smell the cuban in that message. - lang)
are you drunk again sadie
WHAT NO
yes you are
yeah i am
by KaironeBalone October 9, 2022
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