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Definitions by KRHimself

a japenese word for "slap in the face."
that's just what they call it, binta.
binta by KRHimself June 10, 2006

kentucky fried curse 

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.
I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

Hideki Matsui 

a Japanese player on the New York Yankees who's only good for hitting. came to America only because he was influenced by both Steinbrenner and his former team, the Yomiuri Giants. nickname Godzilla, partly because his face resembles the character.
Matsui is nothing. He's not even tenth the player Ichiro is.
Hideki Matsui by KRHimself June 10, 2006
a Japanese slang for Police (or cops), short for keisatsu.
satsu ga kita! nigero! (Cops are here! Run!)
satsu by KRHimself June 10, 2006

clubbed to death

an awesome song composed and produced by Rob Dougan. it has been used in many soundtracks, including the Matrix trilogy.
clubbed to death by KRHimself June 10, 2006
Unlawful Flight to Avoid Persecution.

basically a formal way to describe running from the law.
they added a charge of UFAP on the top of another charge.
ufap by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Kitakyushu 

One of the few cities in Japan worth mentioning, and this is the best one.
Also known as Kita-Q.
There's no place better than Kitakyushu.
Kitakyushu by KRHimself June 10, 2006