KRHimself's definitions

pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

exit stage left

what you say to someone when you want him/her to get out of your sight.

get out of my face, you Wap. exit, stage left.

by KRHimself November 5, 2004

Wha

short for what

wha' 'appen? man, i 'unno.

by KRHimself December 14, 2003

got you by the balls

what one says to someone who is being owned as a way to rub it in.

1: She made you buy that ring? Damn, she's really got you by that balls.
2: Shut up, no she doesn't. (goes into denial)

by KRHimself November 11, 2004

Spirit of Truth

a hilarious video from the 90's featuring a black "preacher" who read off of a Bible that looks like a phone book, claimed to "come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit," cussed almost every other word, and accused the callers of being devil worshippers. also noted for its weird camera work and great dialogues with his audience. it's an ABSOLUTE must-see footage.

the devil is a muthafuckin liar, so you know i ain't worried, BIOTCH!

listen and appreciate the words of the Spirit of Truth.

by KRHimself May 18, 2006

yomiuri giants

the absolute worst team in Japanese baseball, known for screwing up the draft system in order to secure the #1 pick for them every year.

there is nothing better in Japanese baseball than to see the Giants in last place.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

rounders

A kickass movie about poker released in the late 90's.
Starring Matt Damon.
One damn good film.

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.

by KRHimself January 24, 2004