This is the Caucasian female that the major news outlets are most breathlessly talking and writing about at the present time.
Dude 1: I feel sorry for the WWotM.
Dude 2: Huh? What for?
Dude 1: Um... because she's got nine kinds of cancer, dumbass.
Dude 2: Man, that was last week's WWotM. Forget her. People die. This week's WWotM is set for life.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: She almost got killed trying to burn off a tattoo with a George Foreman grill. She's suing them, and she's gonna get like ten million dollars.
Dude 1: Sweet!