5 definitions by KJS

Top Definition
A Macintosh computer that uses an Intel processor.
geek: "I was waiting for a G5 PowerBook, but now I'm going to get one of those new Macintels."

dude: " 'Macintel?' What the fuck is a - oh, wait, I get it. Did you make that up yourself? Congratulations. Go post something on Slashdot."
by KJS June 07, 2005
Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.
Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnaz for the popemobile.
by KJS September 18, 2006
When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.
Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.
by KJS July 24, 2005
This is the Caucasian female that the major news outlets are most breathlessly talking and writing about at the present time.
Dude 1: I feel sorry for the WWotM.
Dude 2: Huh? What for?
Dude 1: Um... because she's got nine kinds of cancer, dumbass.
Dude 2: Man, that was last week's WWotM. Forget her. People die. This week's WWotM is set for life.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: She almost got killed trying to burn off a tattoo with a George Foreman grill. She's suing them, and she's gonna get like ten million dollars.
Dude 1: Sweet!
by KJS June 12, 2005
Sorority girl behavior - superficial, bitchy, stupid, and annoying.

The sorority equivalent of fratastic.
The bar was sorostacular last night. A bunch of bleach blondes were dancing, spilling beer on themselves, and singing along to the music.
by KJS September 29, 2006

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