faghat

a description for a person who looks like or acts like a queer hat
you're such a faghat
by kitteh December 26, 2002
mugGet the faghatmug.

boyband

any group of 3-5 "hott" "guys" who appear on MTV more than once, are played on Z100 (or whatever your local "hit music station" is) at least every hour, and have a fanbase of 10-13 year old girls
NSYNC
2GETHER
Backstreet Boys
98 Degrees
Simple Plan
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Blink 182
by Kitteh June 10, 2005
mugGet the boybandmug.

Doom cookie

N;
1. Someone who evidently attempts to dress as a goth while being largely oblivious to the actual subculture as they're too smitten by all the nifty black spiky things they can buy to make them look mysterious and nonconformist at Hot Topic!
2. Someone who's newly thrust themself into the gothic subculture without a clue as to what it stands for, usually marked by a lame wardrobe, the writing of terrible poetry mentioning blood and broken mirrors at least twice, a newly acquired cutting habit, and several recently failed half-assed suicide attempts.
3. Someone who decides to pose as a goth for no reason beyond wanting to look like a more interesting person, usually unbeknownst to them (the average doom cookie thinks s/he isn't one), but gives themself away immediately with their obnoxious or ridiculously overdone gloomy personality and an unnatural affinity towards being repeatedly raped by Hot Topic's prices in order to own 5 more pairs of bondage parachute pants.
Little pisses me off more than having to put up with that little doom cookie friend of yours.
by Kitteh May 07, 2005
mugGet the Doom cookiemug.

tampon fuse

the string of a tampon.

usually referred to when a female is extremely irritated and known to be close to her period.
girl: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

some person: Who lit the fuse on her tampon?
by Kitteh April 28, 2005
mugGet the tampon fusemug.

pants

I j-walked without pants today!
by KITTEH July 31, 2003
mugGet the pantsmug.

stuck on stupid

adj., in a prolonged state of being completely clueless or too high to think straight.
This fool's stuck on stupid.
by Kitteh May 08, 2005
mugGet the stuck on stupidmug.

Poptart

N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.
God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.
by Kitteh May 07, 2005
mugGet the Poptartmug.