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The Bryce is an Australian slang term that is typically used to convey high regard, admiration, or reverance for a person, object, or performance.

The phrase itself has it's origins in the Australian kickboxing and boxing scene, and is commonly considered to trace back to a very successful trainer and fighter.

Often heard used in conversation by both males and females alike, this phrase, when used strictly in context, signifies that something is at the pinnacle of its greatness.
"That guy at the club was just so damn hot wasn't he girls! He was just The Bryce!"

"It was a hard fight, my opponent was real tough, but at the end of the day I am in the most Bryce shape of my life, and I came out the victor in only 2 rounds."

"I love my new car, it's The Bryce."

"Don't fuck around with that fella over there mate, cos he's The Bryce. Dude will bust you up quick smart son!"

"Thanks Mum and Dad! This birthday present is exactly what I was hoping for! It's really The Bryce! I can't wait to show my friends."

She says: "The first guy that I ever slept with that gave me multiple orgasms was really The Bryce in the sack. It has totally ruined me for all men now, cos they can never hope to live up to that performance. Damn that dirty, sexy motherfucker..."
by K9GUY June 01, 2009
Used as an adjective, noun, and an insult, meatlick is a versatile composite word, directly implicating the insulted party has, will, or is highly likely to consentually be involved in the licking, sucking or oral fondling of erect male genitalia.

An extremely popular term in the southern and eastern regions of Australia, the term was originally heard in The Jerky Boys movie, released during the 1990's.
"Get fucked you fucken meatlick..."

"Sidney is such a fucking meatlick, if he sucks up to Rod any harder he'll have a knob in his throat..."

"You are nothing but a dirty poofter meatlick....you fucking gaylord!"

"You just short changed me $20 you god damned meatlicker..."
by K9GUY June 02, 2009
DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN is the absolute epicentre of fucktown.

Please see fucktown for a further description
"Were gonna take this situation to downtown fucktown here boys if you don't stop sitting on my car..."

"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.
"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"

"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."

"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.

This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.

In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
"I totally smashed that 19yo hard in the ass on Thursday night, and she couldn't get enough! I gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but I will be god damned if I didn't get ball collapse."

"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."

"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
by K9GUY June 02, 2009
WORD PAIRING involves the pairing of a swear word with any other word in order to add significance to the second word.

In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.
Below are listed some practical examples of swear pairing

"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."

"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"

"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."

"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."
by K9Guy October 06, 2009
A colloquial term believed to originate in Australia, this appetitive or complimentary term is commonly used in to describe:

- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.

- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.

- An admirable deed or accomplishment.

- A thing of beauty or high value.
"I just got back from that job interview...they asked me a lot of difficult questions and I was getting flustered, but then I took a breath and pulled a griggsy, and they offered me a position on the spot!"

"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"

"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"

"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
by K9GUY June 01, 2009