Justin's definitions

maxell

A Shitty American Company that makes cheap burnable CD's. The Cd's are, of course being shitty, are only writable and not rewritable. THey all around suck with a capacity of just 19 songs at VERY MOST.

"Yea Kerry was to cheap to buy the good stuff so he bought hte shitty maxell ones."

by Justin May 13, 2005

pimp juice

1)Anything that attracts the opposite sex.
2)An alcoholic drink consisting of Malibu rum, peach schnapps, and pineapple juice

1)She was feelin my pimp juice...
2)I'll take a pimp juice

by Justin March 14, 2004

cancer in a box

a pessimistic way to say "cigarettes" It refers to the shocking truth that when you smoke you are slowly allowing yourself to get cancer...

Joe: "hey mary could you pass me my cigs?"
Mary: "I don't see how you can use that cancer in a box"

by Justin June 12, 2005

Chicken head

This is what you have to resort to when ya aint getting any play at the club that night. It especially helps if you live on a farm and have your own chickens thus you dont have to trespass on someone's property to get lovin from their poultry.

I bet Foghorn Leghorn gives some hella fine chicken head...

Yah..I know he's a rooster..use your imagination

by Justin July 5, 2004

chopped

To get raped when running a race.

Man dat bitch got chopped.

by Justin April 11, 2003

shtick

1)Present tense of the word "shtuck".
2)The male reproductive wang.

I shtuck my shtick in the hole.

by justin February 3, 2004

Geared Up

Your ready for sex.

Jon is all geared up for his girl tonight.

by Justin February 20, 2004