3 definitions by Juice delhagen

Stupid tube

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.

Listen up you stupid tube.

by Juice delhagen April 20, 2022

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 29, 2022

8 day dump

The appearance that someone has taken a huge shit. Specifically in reference to baggy clothes.

Those jeans looks like he took an 8 day dump in em.

by Juice delhagen April 20, 2022