33 definitions by Judge Fudge
| 1. | hench | ||
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London slang.
nouns: 1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it. 2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with 3) huge verbs: 1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight. "look at that bodyguard, he's so fuckin hench"
"that car is hench. you could fit Pavarotti in there" you push someone out of a queue to get to the front and they do shit about it. "man got henched! shame!"
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Judge Fudge
Dec 14, 2004
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| 2. | politics | ||
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the most evil and destructive force known to man. politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.
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| 3. | fuckriez | ||
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London slang.
1) out of order; to do an unjust act or for somehing unfair to happen to someone 2) extremely annoying dude a) someone's jacked my cd player.
dude b) such fuckriez, man
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Dec 14, 2004
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| 4. | wikitruth | ||
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truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'. wikitruth will result in a world where nobody knows the facts.
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| 5. | tonc | ||
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London slang. especially north/east side (eg finsbury)
1) anything large 2) someone who is both hench and also wide/ fat, making them even stronger 1): chek the toncness of my zut bro!
: trudat bruv 2): my lodger be so tonc he cant fit thru the doorways. he rock any sketchy mens be chirpsin on my sis
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Judge Fudge
Dec 29, 2004
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| 6. | hoxtonite | ||
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1) an area of London from which definition 2) are said to originate.
2) London slang. super- pretentious twat wit too much money whos tryna look cool and/or like theyr from 'the ghetto' hangs around modern art museums (tate modern) n talks shit bout the art ('art') pretending they know wat it means.
dude a) see that kid wit the inside-out jumper n deliberately ripped evisus chokin on dat gret? dude b) what a fuckin proper hoxtonite.
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Judge Fudge
Dec 14, 2004
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| 7. | bump | ||
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London slang north/east sides (finsbury, edmonton
v. 'to bump' 1) 'to bump off somebody' is to beg shit off them 2) noun: 'bump' a glitch, sutin unfavourable that happens to you 3) noun: 'a bump' when you paid extra for sutin you didn't have to 1): bruv, send me the zut agen aigght?
: stop tryna bump it off me, bitch-ho 2): naw bro, thats such a bump! that man jus scored when Kiraly's injured down on the floor! 3): that hoody's top bro init! i got it 30£ : fuck that, thats such a bump, i got it 50 !
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Jan 1, 2005
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